Thingymajig

Narna:
Hey Bandit, did you hear that Ham has a new friend?

Bandit:
Hah! that fat Street Sleeper wont ever make any friends, he is too mean.

Narna:
Seriously!
Look theres a baby in there. The poor little guy looks scared and lonely

Bandit:
Of course he is going to be scared Narna, even we don't like encounters with the shark face.

Narna:
I want to meet him, do you think our owners will introduce him to us???

Bandit:
-Sniffs in direction of Jig-
maybe Narna. But look -climbs cage bars- He is trying to snuggle with the beast!!!

Narna:
Noooo!? -nudges Bandit away-
 let me see!!
-Gasps-

*Squeaks from Hams cage*


Bandit:
Well.... looks like he just commited suicide.

Narna:
No look....
-Sniffs in direction of hammock-
It worked... Ham moved over for him......

Bandit:
.......-Sneezes-

Big Days

Argh!
Narna has been a nipping at me rump, telling me to be pampering the Big Tooth and training him to understand us. Seems all a wee bit pointless in my humble opinion, I be saying we need to be getting my Space Rats down 'ere ASAP to find out about the Street Sleepers where abouts, aint safe out there with all thems cats running wild.


Keepin' Narna sweet as pie is what needs to be happenin' the now. Here be the picture of me and the Big Tooth....Socialising...

Big Tooth Boris

Ok Bandit has a point, I don't want to be forgotten either. I came to this place seeking shelter and females and found a pirat and a grumpy fat rat instead. The best of the bunch have popped off to fairyland... it seems only fair to keep them updated from this side of the forest.


It seems we have a new creature in our territory, Bandit is calling it a Big Tooth, Ham has called it Woof Yap....I think its really called a Boris, sent here to protect us from the feline over ruling that is happening out there.

Street Sleepers have gone into hiding, I completely understand their reasoning, after the Vermillion died unexpectedly all that are left are the peace keepers and the rogues from where Bandit came from, any sane rat would do well to keep them far away from here.


I have been harnessing my abilities to understand the language of Big Tooth since his arrival, it is fair to say sharing anything I find with him and bribing him with pieces of my poo -otherwise disguised as chocolate- has been playing in my favour.... It seems Boris the Big Tooth is being tamed by my approach, soon I will take control of the beast and have him at my beacon call!

ICE CREAM!!

YUMM!!!

Narna you must get us these!!!

....UPDATE

BANDIT: 
Hey Narna......



Narna?


PPPPSSSSST??!


NARNA:
-yawns-
What do you want Bandit, I need sleep.


BANDIT:
I hear the posty thing has become inactive..

NARNA:
So?



BANDIT:
I dont's like the idea of being forgotted Narna, Ed wouldsa made sure we be remembered. And with that big furry loud thing trotting about who knows how long it be before we pop off??

NARNA:
You mean the big squeaker?

BANDIT:
Yes, even Ham be staying away from him.


NARNA:
-giggles- Bandit, even i put Ham in his place these days, he is a changed rodent. The big squeaker isn't gonna be a problem.


BANDIT:
Ill keep the thingy ma jig updated then. I thinks Ham reads Ed's posts lots still anyway. Come on Narna what say you to keeping the world in our lives?



-silence-


Narna??





NARNA:
-Gently snooring-

Bandit

Its been three days since Ed left for fairyland, Ham looks depressed alone in our cage. The Keisha thought it would be better for him to go in the smaller cage since he is on his own now. Narna keeps sniffing his direction, I think he feels sorry for him but he is so hateful to us there is nothing we can do, the Karl and Keisha are trying to get us to buddy with him but he is just so..... mean, im not sure it is going to work. The other night I heard her telling Ham he needs to try harder than before now that Ed is gone. Im not sure he will ever be ready.

Welcome Ed.

MUSHU

It's early evening here in fairyland and Pixin my rider has just ran in with wonderful news! She tells me Ed is coming over and he is going to be ready soon, I let her strap her saddle onto my back in haste and she dives on and runs me through the forest that glows with fairy magic and fireflies. 

We don't run home to where I left my body, but instead we run to another place, a place of medicines and I realise I'm at a vet surgery, I can hear the Keisha talking, asking about Ed's condition. The scent of blood in the air. I glimpse within the door and see Ed on the table not at all like himself. Blood has stained his underside from where he has pee'd out dark red. The Keisha is stroking him gently as 

though any pressure would shatter him,  a rush of memories hit me, 

'This is like my last day.'

 My fairy hears my thoughts and with her tiny delicate hand caresses my large ear, she soothes me as I hear the vet suggest the friendlier option as Ed looks in pain, and I follow the vet with Ed into the other room where she lays him down in a towel, prepares an injection and pumps it into his system. 

Ed's eyes begin to blur and as she provides gas for him to slip away, I can barely contain myself I call for Ed, he looks so scared until he hears my voice, and my fairy smiles a beam of light to him I can hear her thoughts shine with happiness at how beautiful Ed is, and what a wonderful companion he will make. And as I guide my life friend into the Fairy Realm I brux to him letting him know he is safe and has nothing to worry about. 

Once he entered the realm his physical body went limp and his spirit turned to see as the vet carry the shell of his remains back to Keisha to bury. Together me Ed and Pixin flicker from this realm I left only months ago and together we shall dance in a world of fairies and magic as we await our other friends.